Sorry for the delay in getting this up. It is well worth the wait. You are probably starting to fully understand why the “I Hate CI Club” was initially founded back in 2008. We broke off regular meetings in 2011 but we are starting to see some renewed interest so stay tuned for updates on that front.
If you were wondering where some of the funds from our 5% initiative go it is to stuff like this. We go down to Africa to abuse and manipulate the impoverished. We also built some showers and started a chicken farming program last time but who cares about that sort of thing. The real magic is in using orphans as kettlebells.
In other CI news he is getting ready for his Step 1(super tough med school exam) so say a prayer, light a candle, send some positive thoughts or just pour some of your 40 on the ground in honor of our most loathed hero in the hopes that he kicks enough ass on the test to overshadow the fact that he is going to medical school in Mexico.