I am frequently inspired by general awesomeness. General awesomeness is a junk drawer term applied to all things amazing that often make you tilt your head to the side and ask “why?”. The answer to the question is simply, “I don’t know why but it is pretty fricken’ awesome!” I am going to go out on a limb here and say that indian pole gymnastics falls into that category. This qualifies as general awesome even though the first question is not “why?” but in fact “what about his…[enter your favorite euphemism for male genitalia (penis is unacceptable because it isn’t funny)]. Check out the video above and then be sad you were born in a country where people who make their money on a pole are not considered athletes.